PORKY PINEAPPLE

PORKY PINEAPPLE

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  • ALL NATURAL
  • NO GMO'S
  • GLUTEN FREE
PINEAPPLE CATCHUP
ONCE UPON A TOMATO THERE WAS A PINEAPPLE NAMED PORKY. 
ADOPTED AT AN UNRIPE AGE, HE THOUGHT HE WAS A TOMATO. AS HE GREW LARGER AND MORE PRICKLY ON THE OUTSIDE, HE REMAINED SWEET ON THE INSIDE; LEARNING TO LIVE IN HARMONY WITH OTHERS REGARDLESS OF THEIR DIFFERENCES. 
THE REST IS CONDIMENT HISTORY.